My imminent escape is fast approaching! I am now able to pull myself up inside my cot using the bars that keep me caged. All I need to do now is suss out how to climb over the stupid thing. I also need to figure out what to do after I have pulled myself up because once I am up I can’t do anything else. I just stand there. Then I get all upset. Then I cry. Stink aye.
December 13th, 2010 - 21:34
Awww little man, you’ll work it out soon enough I am sure considering everything else you have learned these past 12 months!
December 16th, 2010 - 11:01
You need to learn how to do the “Western Roll” and then you’ll be able to escape. It’s the old-fashioned way of doing the high jump – but it works!
Believe me, grandmas know everything!