Cool dad is back and just to show him how much I missed him I said his name. I said “daddy” all proper like! Him and mum were stoked with that. On a side note while dad was away I pooed in mums hands because she put me in my cot naked to save a little time while getting me changed and then I started making those groaning noises us babies make when we are about to do poos. She then had to act quickly so she put her hands out to catch my big old poosies! Yuck man. I would have just let it go on the bed but that’s just me.


